December 2011
199 posts
I`ve been "Friend Zoned" by so many girls I`ve...
memorial-field:
You can not be best friends with someone you find amazing, that can never be enough for a dude. Fuck the friend zone.
tell me about it dude, the whole ‘just friends’ shit is the biggest load of bullshit ever. join the club of guys who aren’t dicks and are rejected all the time.
SPEEDBOAT SALESMEN TOUR HAS BEEN CANCELLED*
*excl Newcastle and Bradford shows.
Sorry guys :( the glasgow show is pulled…
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE GOULDING
she’s 25 today, my cute little fart <3
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GRAZES (Holy Roar Records) HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE...
so i’m putting on every band that have done a split with jackals…except jackals.
i feel like a dick.
really wish people would stop using the term...
it doesn’t make you seem cool and superior.
it’s just as bad as using a racial slur which pisses me off the most.
if people can’t comprehend how horrible and derogatory that word is then they’re grade A idiots.
Saying ‘oh i’m not homophobic i just say faggot because i’m used to it and it’s the norm’ is like saying ‘oh i’m not...
pretty much lonered
for the Edinburgh show for Football,etc / Your Neighbour The Liar / Human Hands on New Years Eve (matinee show, 3pm-6pm)
will probs see some some familiar edinburgh characters but that’s a big probs.
anybody wanting to come with me? just so i don’t cry in the middle of a packed train full of steamers.
changed my url from thedivorcelawyer to...
to suit my wank space cadet alias.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Anonymous asked: REAL MEN STAY UP. do you see the naitch crying when hes down? no because hes a real man he never goes he just stays up.
Anonymous asked: what are you whining on about?
i wish:
i could afford to eat a decent lunch again
i could be able to put on shows without worrying
i could be able to get this fucking band to do shit
i could get over stuff quicker
i could cry to get my emotions out instead of typing weird shit on the internet.
i could tell everything that’s been happening to ellie goulding just to see if she cared
i could stop being a skinny loser
i could look...
Really wish i die in my sleep
don’t want to go through more shite.
more shit after more shit after more shit...
These past 2 weeks have been fucking miserable.
NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY LIFE
Fuckin aaaaaaaargh
you can teach your kids to read but you can’t make them think.
im sad
fix me
weird
Most of the people who turn up to the gigs i put are so much more older than me.
Out of step with my peers…
i got a few xmas messages from some of my chums...
one of them called me kiddo.
it feels so comforting being called kiddo, no lies.
It sucks how their is literally nobody my age who listens to the same kind of stuff i do.
nothing in common with most kids nowadays, i keep on seeing blogs from people one or two years older than me who are into PV, emo, legit hardcore and stuff but they’re all from america.
fuck.
wow i found another picture of me in a suit
Suit picture #16523698523
6 months later
and i’m still drooling over Algernon Cadwallader’s Parrot Flies 12”
mixed race relatives are the best relatives.
the fun is endless.
going through to edinburgh for the first time in...
going to see Football,etc , Your Neighbour The Liar and Human Hands on NYE the train will be mobbed with mwi new year shagging cunts. thank fuck it’s a matinee show so i’ll be home in glasgow in time for 7.30 nice to see a good emo show in this part of the uk. plus i was supposed to put the show the day after in my house but i couldn’t afford to ): sux.
RICK ROSS
the bossssss
Storm In A Teacup: FYI →
ellentansey:
I’m cool with people enjoying Xmas, people should enjoy whatever they want, and it’s nice that they are, for sure.
My parents love it, and I know they’re really happy that me and my brother are home for Xmas, and on a religious level it’s an important day for them too.
But at…
made up or not, IT WAS A GOOD STORY.